[Who knows what terrible secrets Patch and Tulane may be sharing right now?

And yes, the Magikarp will, hopefully, get very large someday. For now, when Jack pats him just in front of his dorsal fin, he flops over much like a dog expecting belly rubs... or a dying fish. Really, either mental image works. Flop flop.]

You gotta get out more. They don't grow if you don't let 'em. But, yeah, Phil seems pretty smart, and Patch here is practically an evil genius, but this guy?

[Well... look at him.]